I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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