I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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