so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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