So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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