Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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