I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
