margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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