i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
