my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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