I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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