im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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