Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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