I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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