My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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