You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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