I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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