We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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