turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
