Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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