I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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