Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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