Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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