If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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