I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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