why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He kissed a someone with a penis
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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