This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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