C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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