Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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