If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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