I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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