Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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