hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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