For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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