did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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