did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
