In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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