last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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