when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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