We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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