windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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