Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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