Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm jealous of your bromance
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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