you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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