your parents love me but you hate me
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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