I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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