we're blogging at a bar
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
