You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Drake has all the answers
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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