I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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