They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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