Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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