Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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