she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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